Friday, November 1, 2013

IN A COUNTRY THAT DOESN'T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN

Katie Holmes isn' in Ohio anymore.  She's in New York City, New York and still in the United States of America.  She's busy grabbing herself a taxi that will take her to the airport.  She found the dumbest reason to break up with the Standard Opposite Gender Love Interest before storming out of that person's car and chose to walk towards a nearby taxi cab.















Katie Holmes isn't in Ohio anymore.  Heck, she isn't even in the United States of America anymore.  She's busy filming her brand new film The Giver in South Africa.  And it turns out that South Africa doesn't celebrate Halloween.  I'm not sure what holiday the nation of South Africa celebrates, but Halloween isn't among them.  So no ghosts or goblins for Taylor Swift, Katie Holmes, Odeya Rush, Cameron Monaghan, Jeff Bridges and a bunch of other people in this photo who I can't identify right now but if I knew their names I'd be using their names.
Katie Holmes and Odeya Rush became very close best friends forever.
And when she isn't busy standing around for hours while lighting and sound fiddles with the equipment (Most of Hollywood filming involves waiting for hours for the chance to film a mere ten or less minutes)...
...Katie Holmes chose to explore South Africa while avoiding horrible nasty South African dangers such as wild animals, boat hijacking pirates while on a yacht and other life ending menaces such as run on sentences. 
Katie Holmes realized the best way to prepare for such dangers was to undress all the way to her underwear in as public a forum as possible as often as possible.
And that was before she embarked for her quest for the nearby beach for a swim.
And Katie was overwhelmed with joy when she finally reached the beach.  She wasted no time in tossing off her clothes until she only wore her swimming suit.  Her street clothes were lost by some impossibly convoluted circumstances and she was weirdly unbothered by that.
Katie Holmes got on her bathing suit to go swimming in the Atlantic Ocean.  She ignored what appeared to be a voodoo curse uttered by a nearby villager while jumping in the deep water.  The South African Voodoo Villager said something along the lines of One Down, Three To Go, but Katie Holmes didn't bother to think about it as she swam deeper and deeper into the Ocean while the Drunk Lifeguard chose to take a break for a few hours.  It looked as if the Drunk Lifeguard was taking a bribe as she continued to swam towards deeper water.  No more can be said because we're only allowed to look at this from Katie Holmes perspective.

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