Wednesday, November 13, 2013

FIRST LOOK AT A NEW BLOCKBUSTER FILM

Charles Hanunman is out as Christian Grey.  The new cast is as follows.  Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey and Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele in the film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey.  For those who don't know what I'm talking about, here is a rough summery.  Anastasia Steele starts dating a businessman who ties her up and beats her up in roughly between ninety minutes to two hours of almost non-stop sadomasochism sex.  Plus, this is the first installment of a trilogy so there isn't going to be an ending, but rather a cliffhanger instead.  Here's a hint.  He talks her out of dumping him (Obviously because this is the first chapter of a film trilogy.  You need to set up the plot for two more films filled almost entirely with sadomasochism sex and girlfriend abuse images).  And Hollywood is so convinced that Fifty Shades of Grey and it's detailed exploration of sadomasochism sex will become such a hot blockbuster smash it that it's already being marketed on Entertainment Weekly and the movie hasn't started filming yet.  There's only the script, a partial cast of actors and a list of possible filming locations right now.  Still, Dakota Johnson's parents Melanie Griffith (Working Girl) and Don Johnson (Miami Vice, Nash Bridges) along with step-father Antonio Banderas (The Mask of Zorro, the Legend of Zorro, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico) is convinced that Fifty Shades of Grey will make Dakota Johnson a really huge A-List celebrity star.









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