Thursday, May 16, 2013

AND THIS WAS WHAT ALICE EVE DID ON HER FIRST DAY OF WORK AS THE NEWEST EMPLOYEE (SORT OF) ON BOARD UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES SPACESHIP THE USS ENTERPRISE

Alice Eve performing as the second incarnation of Dr. Carol Marcus (The late Bibi Besch originated the role in Star Trek II---The Wrath of Khan) felt uncomfortable wearing all of those clothes, so she corrected the situation.  Oh yes, this is one of the reasons to see the new Star Trek film Star Trek:  Into Darkness.  With luck, Alice Eve will be in the thirteenth Star Trek film too if her highly professional United States Armed Forces Interplanetary Spaceship attire continues to look like this.  Ten Hut.  At ease.
Zoe Saldana as Lieutenant Uhura---The official female lead and often the only female to appear in every single Star Trek---The Original Series episodes (Captain Kirk is a Caucasian guy in love with an African-American woman) never ever had the chance to be as under dressed as Alice Eve was.
Well, Dr. Carol Marcus gave birth to Captain James T. Kirk's biologic son David Kirk, so moments like the first photo was unavoidable.  For those who doesn't know what I'm talking about, David Kirk is responsible for Project Genesis.  Project Genesis is some sort of vague McGuffen device that terraforms uninhabitable planets and make them habitable again.  The problem was that David Kirk was pressed for time and ended up doing a sloppy job at it.  So Project Genesis did make uninhabitable planets habitable only to render those same planets not only uninhabitable again, but even worse then the uninhabitable states that they started out as.  Plus, not only did  Khan Noonien Singh tried to use Project Genesis against the planet Earth in Star Trek II---The Wrath of Khan, but Klingon Commander Kruge also tried to use it against the planet Earth in Star Trek III---The Search for Spock
None of that stopped Captain Kirk from co-sponsoring Project Genesis anyway.  The Klingon Empire weirdly punished Captain James T. Kirk for co-sponsoring Project Genesis (Even though they wanted it too and not for terraforming planets which was it's actual intended purpose) by putting a price on his head in Star Trek IV---The Voyage Home and found somebody to successfully collect that bounty on Star Trek VI---The Undiscovered Country (Keep a close eye for Michael Dorn as Klingon born Starfleet Federation officer Lieutenant Worf (From the Star Trek---The Next Generation television series and theatrical motion pictures) as Captain James T. Kirk and Doctor Bones McCoy's defense attorney at an obviously rigged courtroom trial on the planet Klingon.  Michael Dorn as Lieutenant Worf's cameo in Star Trek VI---The Undiscovered Country isn't in the opening credits).
 
 
 
 
Oh no, it looks as if the USS Enterprise is going to crash and burn.  It looks as if Captain James T. Kirk and everybody who was dumb enough to follow him is going to die and they can't return ever again (Not even if they wanted to). 
That's ok, because Dr. Carol Marcus is destined to become pregnant with Captain James T. Kirk's son David Kirk.  And not only will David Kirk grow up to create Project Genesis, but he'll become one of the greatest and most worshiped Starfleet Federation Captains and later Admirals in the entire known history of the Starfleet Federation.  Admiral David Kirk will use that notoriety to get elected President of the Starfleet Federation, declare martial law, start half a dozen nuclear wars, set up concentration camps, outlaw Christianity, outlaw Judaism, outlaw Islam and create his brand new religion that will replace all three.  I mean, it's sad that Captain James T. Kirk has to die and never come back, but he's a martyr for a brand new world order that he's never allowed to be a part of.  The need to start the worlds sickest and most destructive dictatorship ever is more important than Captain James T. Kirk's foolish need to survive (And the two is never compatible).  The world has moved on without Captain James T. Kirk and he might as well learn to live with it.  Gosh darn the luck. 

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