Sunday, March 31, 2013

UNREQUITED LOVE GOES UNFULFILLED

Having an unrequited infatuation with Emma Roberts can be tough when she clearly doesn't feel the same way.  You pray to GOD that your unrequited infatuation with Emma Roberts doesn't lead to restraining orders, lawsuits, courtroom battles, warrants for an arrest, prison incarceration and a legendary scandal in which Emma Roberts was tossed off a mountain inside a battered Chevy and you ripped off her actual lover in a financial pyramid scheme before killing him with broke glass.  Of course, that's only the worst case situation.

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