PLASTIC

Action figure addicts can now add Jessica Biel (Yes Gentle Reader, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre ACTUALLY has action figure toys) to their collection of Star Wars and G.I. Joe plastic action figure toys (And you thought that action figure addicts would be deprived of their chance to play around with Jessica Biel).

AND REMEMBER:  NEVER OPEN THE FRIGGING BOX THAT JESSICA BIEL WAS DELIVERED TO YOU IN AFTER PURCHASING HER.  THE ACTION FIGURE LOSES COLLECTABLE VALUE IF THE FRIGGING BOX IS OPENED.  OH HECK, JUST OPEN THE BOX AND PLAY AROUND WITH JESSICA BIEL AS PART OF YOUR PLAYTIME ACTIVITIES AND WHO CARES ABOUT THE RESALE COLLECTABILITY.