What's that Gentle Reader, you're tired of crime. You're tired of the police not doing anything about crime. You're convinced that you can stop crime. You're convinced that you can teach the police how to stop crime. However, you don't want anybody to know about your secret identity.
Now with this handy Batman kit, you can dress up just like Batman. Just cut out this picture with a pair of scissors. Fold the picture as directed. Put the picture over your head. Gentle Reader, now you can patrol the streets for criminals to fight because you're the newest incarnation of Batman. And with the real Batman dead, the Gotham City Police Department is going to need all the help they can get. Just find a criminal and beat the #$%& out of them because you got this disguise to conceal your true identity. See how easy it is to help the police take a bite out of crime?
Of course, if you believe that the cops are stupid and you want to take over the underworld crime of Gotham City, then you'll need to hide your identity. You can become Bane and rule the criminal underworld and be known as the greatest criminal Gotham City has ever known.
What you need is to take a pair of sissors and cut out this above mask. Fold as directed and you can become the newest identity of Bane. And with the real Bane probably dead by now, the Gotham City Criminal Underworld will need all the help they can get.
And ladies, you can get in the action too.
Just take a pair of sissors and cut out this above mask. Fold as directed and you can become the newest incarnation of Catwoman. I don't know if the Anne Hathaway version of Catwoman is still alive or dead at the end of
The Dark Knight Rises, but if the Anne Hathaway version of Catwoman is alive, she won't mind some help.
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