Wednesday, October 19, 2011

LOOKING AT PHOTOGRAPHS OF LINDSAY LOHAN ON A COLD AUTTUMN DAY

























So Lindsay Lohan has been arrested again. First, she was arrested for drunk driving and brought before the courtroom. She was placed on parol. She was arrested for violating probation by getting drunk and brought before a courtroom again. Lindsay served a small handful of weeks in jail before getting probation. She was arrested for violating probation by stealing a necklace and brought before a courtroom again. She was sentenced to house arrest and community service. She was sued for failing to pay her limousine driver. She showed up late to a shelter for battered women and left after only one hour of employment out of the required seven to eight hours per day. She was handcuffed and brought to the courtroom again for violating probation. That's where we're at. Let's be honest about something. I don't understand why Lindsay Lohan is blowing off community service in a battered women's shelter? I thought that feminism is the sort of political activity Lindsay Lohan gravitates towards. How coudl Lindsay Lohan call herself a feminist and blow off volunteer work at a battered women's shelter. Isn't that a contradiction of terms? I guess Lindsay Lohan is too stoned and drunk to care about feminism anymore. Or maybe Lindsay Lohan was never truly a feminist to start with. There are elements of Lindsay Lohan's meltdown that baffles me. I'm not sure if I'll ever understand why Lindsay Lohan is so determined to ruin her life beyond repair like this. Doesn't the woman have any notion of self respect? Most women who are twenty-five years old doesn't end up with a prison record this extensive. Lindsay wants to be unique.
Meanwhile, no record company wants to release Lindsay Lohan's albums anymore. Meanwhile, no film studio wants to cast Lindsay Lohan in any films anymore either. Lindsay Lohan's career in the entertainment industry is been ruined by her drug and alcoholism addiction that keeps ruining her attempts at a normal life. This goes to show you not to overdose on drugs and alcohol. Drugs and alcohol addiction isn't cool nor is it stylish. Drugs and alcohol addiction is a one way trip to a ruined life and an early grave.
Oh yes, I nearly forgot. Lindsay Lohan's bail is set at $100,000.00. You could pay Lindsay Lohan's bail in cash if you can't pay it in credit card or check.

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