Friday, October 7, 2011

LILY COLLINS FIGHTS AGAINST JULIA ROBERTS TO SAVE SEVEN MIDGETS

So the fictional character Lily Collins plays is Snow White. She's furious at Julia Roberts as the Evil Queen. You see the fictional character Julia Roberts plays is a dictator rulling over an oppressive monarchy in which democracy doesn't exist and normal people suffer in slavery. Even worse, midgets are getting executed for being born less than preferred in the perception of Julia Robert's democracy hating dictator. So what does Lily Collins when Julia Roberts decides to do away with her because a mirror perfers youth over wisdom? She hires a huntsman to do away with Lily Collins. Anybody who have seen Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs knows the rest. Don't eat the apple.
Julia Roberts as an evil dictator queen



 Julia Roberts as the Evil Queen and Lily Collins (The daughter of drummer and lead singer #2 (Peter Gabriel is Lead Singer #1) of the rock band Genesis Phil Collins) as Snow White
 Nathan Lane as the Evil Queen (Julia Roberts) evil second in command sidekick Brighton
 Armie Hammer as Prince Alcott

 Snow White (Lily Collins) and the Seven Dwarfs


 Lily Collins as Snow White without the Seven Dwarfs

The untitled Julia Roberts and Lily Collins version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs will be released in movie theaters in the summer of 2012.  Don't be the last to see this guaranteed to be a classic motion picture the whole family will enjoy.

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